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Bruce Alderman | Pat Barbosa | Ilan Bernet | Susan Berta | David Bowles | Gail Boysen-Preset | Greg Brennan | Myron "riverman" Buck | Ben Daube | John Dobovan | Paul Dodson | Wendy Downer | Gene Dyer | Zachariah Ezekiel | Rand Flory | Andy Foote | Rachel Friedman | Dave Friello | Ethan Gilsdorf | Jeremy Hart | Andrew Hartnagel | Leslie Hilts | Paul Izbicki | Philip Johns | Martha Jordan | Carolyn Koppel | Maud Lynn |Dave McBee | Mike McCrea | Bll McGown | Greg Metzger | Nick Mistretta | Meghan Miller | Robert Miller | Lucia Novara | Bill Otterson | Grover Prowse | Jean Robb | Talia Soghomonian | Hal Streckert | Leslie Strom | Martha Strom | Mark Suszko | Marcia Tapp | Mark Van Ryzin | Ryan Wells |
- An Alaskan taxi ride to the wilds of Homer Spit 2/04
- I want you to have this hat... 6/02
- Amazing Bats! Pat and friends have a bat-load of bat facts on these remarkable creatures. 5/05
- Snow in the Desert (pictures) 2/00
- Sunrise On A New Year at Masada 1/00
- How Low Can You Go? A trip to the Dead Sea 12/99
- Sinai re-visited 8/99
- Orca magic 10/99
- Carnage of the Cute: Ladybugs invade a rifle range 04/04
- Gail Preset recycles in the most unlikely place. 10/02
- Gail retires her well-traveled shoes. It's a poignant day, indeed. 3/02
- A trip to the Antiques Road Show redefines the whole concept of "charm" 10/01
- A stiff companion earns his keep 8/01
- List - Top Trivial Reasons to Travel 8/01
- Visiting the Hearts of Holland. 8/01
- List - Nine top preparations for Hurricane Season and Ten Splendors of the Fabric Store - 6/01
- A Century of Flight 4/01
- Spring Break In the Island Continent - 11/00
- In parts of Florida, it's raining bears 11/00
- Packing Light - Adopting Frumpy Chic 10/00
- Baby turtles 9/00
- Back down to earth in otherworldly Homer, Alaska. 8/00
- The Space Shuttle launch in Florida. 7/00
- Cooking with fire and smoke in that great Get Lost Magazine tradition. 6/00
- Why I Can't Turn In An Article This Month 5/00
- Traveling the Dark Side to the Sydney Olympics. 4/00
- Florida on a Sandal-strap - Trans-Florida expedition. 3/00
- In Praise of a Good Donut - Rapture at the Krispy Kreme shop. 3/00
- From Necessity to Nicety, the Plight of Light 2/00
- The Visage of Our Own Setting Star 1/00
- A comparative natural history of Snowbirds in Florida. 1/00
- Selling Christmas in Florida12/99
- Earth Attachment Theory 10/00
- Regarding Memorial Day 6/99
- Living in Congo, Part V - Road Trip. 12/04
- Living in Congo, Part IV - Military Danger. Riverman Buck's continuing adventures teaching and living in Africa. 5/04
- Mauritius - "...Getting lost on these roads is guaranteed, especially in the surrealistic, Middle Earth-like mountains of the central region, as there are no road signs and villages all look fairly identical.... 5/04
- Living in Congo, Part III- Typical Day - a vibrant life of Africa, the place they invented the color green. 04/04
- Riverman, I presume? Living in Congo - Part II. 2/04
- Riverman takes on a new life Living In Congo, Part I 1/04
- Damned happy Canoeing Latvia's Gauga river 6/01
- Virgin responds - 9/00
- Buy a ticket on Travelocity and develop a Virgin Aversion. 7/00
- Biking the Backroads of Israel 4/00
- Another boating saga at "City of the Rocks" 11/99
- riverman offers us Dumbass canoeing tales 10/99
- Review - Britain's 500 Best Pubs 9/02
- Art on Cows 6/02
- Marry An Orphan, and seven more excellent guidelines for better living, in The Wendy Way. 04/04
- If You Get Lost at Sea, "Follow That Ship." 1/00
- Don't Get Lost Without a Good Anchor Chain - 12/99
- Did You Ever see an Eagle Swim? 10/99
- Sex in a Corn Field? 9/99
- Review - Surfer movie "The Far Shore" 8/02
- Is charm something that money can buy?10/01
- Recipe - donuts and their ilk 3/00
- Letter from Japan 04/04
- Afternoon, Even Early Evening 2/04
- Winter poetry - "In the Snow" 1/04
- Summer poetry - Ethan Gilsdorf isn't road kill but he knows about the Overpass... 7/03
- Overcoat, Metro pass, five choice nouns for the task at hand... Ethan Gilsdorf arms himself with words 10/02
- Except Herself 6/02
- At the Planet Hollywood in Paris on September 11 10/01
- A hitchhiker wakes up high and dry 8/01
- The Century at Hand 8/01
- A good look at America from the Window Seat 6/01
- List: 29 Terrorist Demands 4/01
- Highlights of a Subterranean Vacation. 7/00
- How to Be a Paris Tourist 4/00
- Jeremy Hart's honeymoon trip to Morocco and Spain. 3/02
- List: Favorite Places in Ireland 4/01
- An Irish Chowder Mini-Odyssey 4/01
- Into Great White Unknown: Culture Clash in Canada 9/00
- Conversation Topics for Lonely Foreigners 4/00
- Lost in a Tofino Quest 1/04
- From Laos to Nepal 7/99
- Panoramic Photography 11/99
- Sex and the Single Entomologist brings us more Bug High Drama from the Shrubbery of Northern Virginia with The Return of the Periodic Cicadas.
Review - Trail of Feathers - In Search of the Birdmen of Peru 5/03 - Sex and the Single Entomologist asks "Whence Wings?" in an unexpected Look at the Mayfly 8/02
- Sex and the Single Entomologist - Things Too Fierce to Mention: That Which Is (Not) a Bug. 6/02
- Review - Rowing to Latitude: Journeys Along the Arctic's Edge 3/02
- Why Fred the Trumpeter Swan was relocated to a breeding program for anti-social behavior. 1/04
- Homer Alaska welcomes non-prostitutes. 9/00
- It's A Get Lost Salute to Australia! Pictures from Down Under. 12/99
- Of Black, Quills and Coppers: a spine-tingler tale of fish cleaning 9/99
- Predator Prey Counts in a cardboard habitat: A very scientific study of the bakery animal. 7/99
- Swanning the Skagit (photographs) 4/99
- Orca Magic 10/99
- Meatloaf Nightmare 2/00
- Recipe - Blue-Flame Sweet Potato Pie 1/00
- Stalking the Wily Abalone 10/99
- Acorn cookery. Oh, lord, make it stop...
- "Aplodontia" Mcbee Stalks the elusive Mountain beaver. Then making off with its little carcass. 5/05
- Lonesome? Full bladder? McBee solves two problems at once and makes friends with mountain goats. 12/04
- Giardia symptoms, treatment and prevention. 04/04
- Atkins Squirrel - Foraging in the City 04/04
- McBee defies the season's first freeze. 1/04
- McBee enjoys his store-bought skull but is otherwise not fooled by cute wildlife: Don't Fuck with a Weasel. 7/03
- McBee finds a Quileute drum circle. 8/02
- Marking Time with the birds in the Arboretum. 6/02
- So you think flying is bad? Here's something worse. 3/02
- Don't ask the Western grebe for tips on cool moves 3/02
- Be the Deer. Or Don't. Visibility and the Zen of collecting bullet holes 8/01
- Dead bodies in back yard, corpses in the freezer - just a day's work for The Biologist, as McBee's friend Undertakes an Undertaking.
- REVIEW - BC Car Free 6/01
- Welcome to Kosmos - Visiting the ghost town of lost electricity. 4/01
- Dave thinks Joe Isuzu is a very bad man. 4/01
- Confessions of a Candy-Ass 2/01
- Boniface, Plastic Joseph, and a Big Dead Dog: A Love Story 11/00
- Aliens Took Them Beavers 10/00
- Whale Meat Again, Don't know where, don't know when... 8/00
- Half-time at the Anthro Bowl: demystifying male behavior. 6/00
- Getting Loster onthe Hoh river - 6/00
- Son of Wilderness Access by Bus - 5/00
- Telemarketers got you down? 5/00.
- Biodegradable Don't Mean Shit - 4/00
- Be The Duck - Waterproofing breathable fabrics 3/00
- Obscurity Lost. Hiding the truth about Seattle 1/00
- Mass Transit Blues Washington recovers from Initiative 695. 12/99
- McBee Meets a Monster in Lake Washington. 11/99
- Food, Sex & Death on the Dungeness 10/99
- What the Hell Good are Mosquitoes? (Part II) 10/99
- What the Hell Good are Mosquitoes? (Part I) 9/99
- Got Lost? A Lamentable Hiking Tale 9/99
- A Trail Less Traveled: Colonel Bob Wilderness 8/99
- The Ice Age Is Here 7/99
- Our Scavenging Heritage 7/99
- Flooded by Greed: The Skokomish River 6/99
- Another Modest Proposal 6/99
- Cootless in Seattle 4/99
- Backpacking by Bus: Wilderness Trailhead Access by Public Transportation (ongoing series index)
- Chiroptera Fishing - Bat fishing offers a way keep those casting skills sharp even when the hatch is off.
- Review - Over... and Out - Deep Water Kayak Rescue Techniques 5/03
- A nice canoe trip from Masemore to Sparks 10/02
- Paddling Baltimore. 10/02
- Mike McCrea slaves to build a Habitat for Tortoisity 8/02
- The Grand Canyon Solo (and Backward) 3/02
- Making the most of a dime is Thirsty Work 8/01
- Send your girlfriend adrift in the Southwest wilds and see if she passes The Marriage Test 4/01
- Down South Canoe Camping 5/00
- Buck Swims With the Fishes. 3/00
- Shuttle Bunnies 2/00
- The Gentlemen's Leonid meteor observation expedition 2/00
- Solstice Perigee Moonpaddle 1/00
- Last Rites - 12/99
- A Bridge Too Far - 9/99
- Ice Caving - Bill McGown's ultimate coffee. 3/00
- The moment's the only thing as Nick Mistretta Hangs Out.
- Love of travel 11/00.
- The whole scene in Amsterdam 6/00
- Darkest Chinatown 5/99
- Nemo33 attracts divers and Deep Thoughts
- Orienteering: Candidate for the Dumbest Sport Award 2/00
- The Bathhouse 5/05
- Secrets behind the Wendy Ward Charm School. 10/01
- Noble Friend, Eddie Hunt 8/99
- Life In Aspen: "You need MORE than that!" 4/99
- The very first de-toursitification guide 10/01
- American Beach Culture to Paris 8/01
- Building her own Museum of Beaches 8/01
- Stupid Questions About Europe - Microwaves in France 6/01
- An Anthropological look at Euro Disney 10/00
- Couture Week in Paris 10/00
- Alternative Olympics 9/00
- Riding the Paris Metro 7/00
- Hal visits a salt werk 10/02
- Mt. Blanc Madness 3/02
- The Ultimate Stupid Recipe - Texas Tornado Two-Step Muffins. 5/05
- Saffron Rules! Christo & Jeanne-Claude's Gates blow sunshine through Central Park. 5/05
- Mac World Expo - Steve Jobs trots out the cool new stuff. 12/04
- Editorial - Get a Secure Job, Find a Nice Guy, and Buy a House. 12/04
- The classic Stupid Recipes cookbook is a free download just in time for holiday cooking!
- Artichoke Wars - I never tried to stuff an artichoke until I found myself embroiled in the Great Stuffing Controversy and asked the scientific question: Is it really worth the trouble?
- Attack of the Wi-Fi Girls, Part III - Kensington Wi-Fi Finder, Wi-Fi Priceliners, and a little mill town mixes amazing espresso, wi-fi and books. 2/04
- Editorial - Now THAT'S Pioneer Spirit... the brave men and women who deployed their hosiery against the British in the War of 1812. 2/04
- Cocktail hour! Home-made edible barware 2/04
- Editorial
- Your Very Own Cosmic Answer Machine 1/04 - Curling - It's More than Big Stones, and We Got 'Em 1/04
- Attack of the Wi-fi Girls - Part II - Wireless security (or lack thereof) - rhe gleeful geeks of SeattleWireless.net sniff my password, A report from Paris, and iChatAV 7/03
- Can this man's dignity be saved? Three Jobs in High Tech Hell. 5/03
- Attack of the Wi-Fi Girls, Part I - More than just cell phones and way beyond radio, tap the wireless Internet and the world is yours. 5/03
- Editorial - We're Still Getting Lost, So Thank You for Traveling 5/03
- Treason, sacrilege and biting the heads off candy deities 10/02
- Your Editor goes to her 30th high school reunion 10/02
- Editorial - Blasphemy and Treason, now in minty-fresh bite-sized mega-packs. 10/02
- Review - Globetrotter Dogma 8/02
- Dumb-Ass trip - John endures a gruelling timeshare sales pitch for a free trip to Whistler Village 8/02
- Editorial - Philosopy in its many phorms / Salt: The Deadly Condiment / My Goat Can Fly 8/02
- Dumb-Ass trips compresses a couple revolutionary giant ziplock bags. 6/02
- Editorial - Mayberry Breeds with Northern Exposure 6/02
- Don't ask the pigeon for dating tips because this is how it will turn out. 3/02
- Editorial - Ice - Make Mine a Single / The Travel Video Stalker 3/02
- Putting Peter Greenberg "the Travel Detective" to task on a last minute ticket, leading to the minute-by-minute diary of the expedition to get a last minute cheap airfare to San Francisco. 3/02
- Review - Landmark Trust Handbook can feed every lodging fantasy 10/01
- Euro info every traveler needs to know 10/01
- A Dumb-Ass trip to the Long Beach International Kite Festival. 10/01
- Book Review - Ghost Towns of the Northwest 8/01
- Travel souvenirs, and what NOT to collect 8/01
- Feng Shui for the Traveler 6/01
- List: Favorite Travel Smells 4/01
- Vancouver, British Columbia - Four Ritzy Lounges and a Fry House. 2/01
- Review - four packing books: Pack It Up!, Simple Chic Packing, Fodor's How to Pack, and a bit of Rick Steves. 11/00
- Packing light - 10/00
- Ottawa, A Source of Warmth10/00
- In-Seine in Paris - 7/00
- National Association of Broadcasters week and the Hunter S. Thompson Award for leadership - 5/00
- Priceline and MSN Expedia: buying plane tickets on line 3/00
- The Paris Meridian - 3/00
- One negro man mingo - 30 pounds, 0 shillings - 3/00
- Visiting Invisible Friends at the Y2kEN party 2/00
- Review - DeLorme's Street Atlas USA 2/00
- Cartopping a Small Boat 2/00
- Leslie Buys a Kayak and Smuggles it Through Customs 2/00
- Dick's Drive-Ins: Can They Outlive the Replicants? 2/00
- Potomaca - The Making of An Epic Map. 2/00
- Recipe - Flaming Pumpkin Pie - 1/00
- The World Trade Organization comes to Seattle: Who Invited All These Tacky People? 12/99
- Leslie Strom hauls Australian Wildman Philip Hodgetts to Roslyn, Washington where he discovers it's a place worth far more than a handful of Northern Exposure reruns. 12/99
- Recipe - Teevee Turkey Soup 11/99
- Dumb-ass Trips goes to the Port Townsend Sea Kayak Festival 10/99
- Orca Magic 10/99
- Pipers Without Underpants: Jean & Leslie Look for the Regiment in Enumclaw 9/99
- Searching for Whale Bones: Extra-legal Pursuits on a Summer Night 9/99
- Canoeing the Flathead River 8/99
- Barbara Besteni on Marketing Marketing 8/99
- Weeki-Watchee's Loss Was Lolita's Gain: A Visit with Laura Singer, Dolphin Girl 8/99
- Quicksand, Yellow-Headed Blackbirds, and Carp-Bonking: Canoeing the Potholes Reservoir 7/99
- Adventures in Recycling: The Lind Combine Demolition Derby 7/99
- The Mother's Day Demonstration at Miami Seaquarium (Lolita the Killer whale Part II) 6/99
- Regarding Memorial Day 6/99
- 100,000 Geek-Boys Can't be Wrong: Make Friends, Create Legends, Crash Parties, Win a Bucket of Nickels 6/99
- Plant a tree some other time: Here's Some MEANINGFUL Earth Day activities 4/99
- Swanning the Skagit 4/99
- Paddling through Yakima Canyon 4/99
- Take That Videotape out of Your Mouth, Dear. You Don't Know Where it's Been 4/99
- The Food's Dead, The Weather's Hot, The Job's a Joke. Can Someone Come Get Me Out of This Place? (Lolita the Killer whale Part I) 4/99
- The Kalakala - newest Rustbucket on Lake Union 4/99
- Review - Handbooks in Relationship Hell - book reviews 4/99
- Review - Sex Manuals in Relationship Hell - book reviews 4/99
- The Monaco Report or "Excuse Me... Do You Have Prince Albert in a Can?" 2/98
- Review - Cheap and Biased Book Reviews - Rowing books 5/91
- Recipes - Lemon sorbet in lemon shells
- Recipe - Strawberry Cheese Pie 5/04
- Recipe - Orange Coconut Angel Food cake for Mother's Day or whatever spring holiday you have. 04/04
- Recipes - Ultimate guide to grilled cheese sandwiches. 2/04
- Recipes - A Valentine's Day Dessert Party 2/04
- Recipes - Onion Soups for the New Year. 1/04
- Recipes - a small rare prime rib for two 5/03
- Recipes - How to eat a two-quart jar of olives. without drinking 158 martinis. 10/02
- Recipes - five summer salads 8/02
- Recipes - Puff Pastry creations 6/02
- Recipes - Luncheon for Two at an Airport Near You 3/02
- Recipes - Tea on a Tailgate. 10/01
- Recipes - Freezer souvenirs 8/01
- Recipe - Corn chowder (Eel optional) 4/01
- List - Five Telltale signs You're in a Bachelor's Kitchen, Five "Must Haves" for Your First Budget Trip to Paris, France or Texas. 2/01
- Menus - a Soup supper and a Cookie Buffet. 2/01
- Menus - Stuffed? We'll show you stuffed. 11/00
- Recipes - Shoebox meals 10/00
- Recipes - Autumn pies 9/00
- Recipes - Bourbon Balls & Orange-Coconut Angelfood Cake 5/00
- Recipes - A month of Comfort Food 4/00
- Recipes - Donuts and their ilk 3/00
- Recipes - Meatlof Dinner 2/00
- Recipe - Pumpkin Ginger Ice Cream Pie 1/00
- Recipes - A Bite-Sized Cookie Buffet 12/99
- Recipe - Zucchini Bread 11/99
- Recipes - A Quick Meal for A Winter's Night 11/99
- Recipes - Nuts to You! It's Pecan Month! 10/99
- Cocktail hour! Home-made edible barware 2/04
- And THAT'S Why They're Called Kanga Bangas.... 11/99
- Come Visit Laos. We Can Let You in Now 4/99
- Twelve Days in the Himalayas (three part story) 9/00
- The challenge and beauty of Mount Everest. 6/00
- Ryan Wells Samoan Delicacy, Worm Debauchery.5/03
Ilan
Bernet
Gail
Boysen-Preset
Greg Brennan
Myron "riverman" Buck
Gene
Dyer
Ethan
Gilsdorf
Jeremy
Hart
Andrew Hartnagel
Leslie
Hilts
Paul
Izbicki
Philip Johns
Martha
Jordan
Maude
Lynn
Dave
McBee
Mike
McCrea
Bill
McGown
Nick Mistretta
Meghan Miller
Lucia Novara
Grover
Prowse
Jean
Robb
Talia
Soghomonian
Hal
Streckert
Leslie
Strom
Martha
Strom
Marcia Tapp