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razz passes this along from the Sydney Morning Herald, Sat 7/24/99, Kendall Hill on Tony Squires' page:

Some of the changes of the title of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me in other countries have elicited mirth.

The Spy in the Secret Missionary Position was the somewhat mysterious German title. The moral guardians of Singapore and Malaysia repectively have gone for The Spy Who Spoke Well of Me and The Spy Who Loved Women (just to differentiate it from those gay Bond Movies).
Spain has called it The Spy Who Serviced Me, while Iceland has followed the original intent and called it like it is with The Spy Who Nailed Me.

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"Get Lost" is about as dumb and funny as I've seen. You guys are
wasting time not getting paid as writers for comedy shows. :^)

Good luck. Keep going.

Mike Sigman

We always appreciate praise from out of the blue, Mike. As far as comedy writing goes, the funniest stuff we have going here is a costume our Resident Unnaturalist Dave McBee likes to row in: purple knickers, a red fleece jacket and , when he's not shaved his head, a lot of bright red hair. Any attempts at humor in Dave's wake is just... pointless. But we do try, anyway.

-Your Blinded Editor.

Dear Editor

Well Zeke got me on this new fangled gizmo and said Zeke darn it y'gotta read 'bout them combine demoltion derbies down t'Lind [7/99 issue]. Its life the way it awter be.

So's I eyed yer web sight he calls it and and Im disappointed I klicked on the picture o that big combine and it didn't get bigger like they do in Hot College Co-Eds. an furthermore the picture didnt move and make combine niozsz like in Sleazy Coed Lokker Room hidden camra.

So i''''''''D by yer magaqzine but I want the roar of the combines the smell of the Castro l. Zeke says I gotta shut up now. That figgers.

- eGfof

Thank you both for your marginally insane letter. We seem to get a lot of them, but none with such a flair for - hey, you'd actually BUY this magazine? Damn. Wait'll I tell the guys in accounting.

Get Lost Magazine is a literary publication, and a tasteful one at that. Nobody tastefully covers pastry fellatio, wilderness dope-smoking, or ancient Japanese pornography like Get Lost. We would like to accomodate your appetite for authentic audio and provocative movement in our web pages but... well... we save the high-tech thrills for our staff meetings, when we can set up the old Air-Equipt slide projector and re-enact the tragic parts of "Valley of the Dolls" in shadow puppets on the bathroom door. Most of the characters resemble non-tragic bunnies, but we've signed our hands up for a bit of Meisner method training.

-Your Ever-patient (and mostly digressing) Editor.